Stereotyping People By Their Favorite Rapper

We took a page from Lauren Leto’s post on book authors and tasked editor, Kendra Desrosiers, with creating a similar list on rappers; Thus, rap fans stereotyped by their favorite emcee. Enjoy.

*I preface this list by noting that the stereotype is of people who not only consider themselves a fan but that artist’s number one stan.

Drake | People who haven’t done their research. See also, people born after 1990.

Soulja Boy | People who type like this: *~// OhEemGEE, i Luv th@t SOng!! \\~*

The Clipse | Dope boys enrolled in the University of Phoenix.

Lupe Fiasco|  Guys I wanna date.

Mos Def | Guys I wanna sleep with.

Common | Guys I wanna cheat with.

Camp Lo | People who love excess verbiage.

Wale | People who enjoy that chip on their shoulder.

Crime Mob | Girls who get in fights at clubs.

Nicki Minaj | Girls who still play with barbies.

Rick Ross | Liars. ;)

Nas | People who voted before Obama ran for office.

Fat Joe | People who used to be fans of Big Pun.

Keith Murray | Guys that never got any.

Da Brat | Girls that never got any.

Dead Prez | Guys who roam the prison yard in a gang and wear a chain that reads “Big Ass Ankh.”

Fonzworth Bentley | Guys who go to Morehouse.

Little Brother | People from the South who wish they were from the East Coast.

2Pac | People from the West Coast who wish they were from New York.

AZ | People who argue Nas is overrated.

LL Cool J | Men who get manicures.

Mase | People with Blackplanet pages.

Lauryn Hill | Women with strict “no fellatio” policies.

Craig Mack | People who remember “freemail.”

Ludacris | People who went to party schools for the academics.

Trina | Girls with blonde weaves….in the bottom half of their lace front.

Missy Elliott | Girls whose favorite color is flourescent beige.

Ghostface Killah | Guys who read Zane books but skim to the good parts.

Blu | People who got into a state school but missed the deadline for their FAFSA.

Nick Cannon | Guys who didn’t get into Howard.

Jay Electronica | People with google wave invites.

Talib Kweli | Guys who are put in the friend zone.

Prodigy | Guys who match their air forces to their durag.

In the words of Leto,  I respect every rapper on here, kind of. I kid.

– Kendra Desrosiers (@SincerelyJane)


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