We took a page from Lauren Leto’s post on book authors and tasked editor, Kendra Desrosiers, with creating a similar list on rappers; Thus, rap fans stereotyped by their favorite emcee. Enjoy.
*I preface this list by noting that the stereotype is of people who not only consider themselves a fan but that artist’s number one stan.
Drake | People who haven’t done their research. See also, people born after 1990.
Soulja Boy | People who type like this: *~// OhEemGEE, i Luv th@t SOng!! \\~*
The Clipse | Dope boys enrolled in the University of Phoenix.
Lupe Fiasco| Guys I wanna date.
Mos Def | Guys I wanna sleep with.
Common | Guys I wanna cheat with.
Camp Lo | People who love excess verbiage.
Wale | People who enjoy that chip on their shoulder.
Crime Mob | Girls who get in fights at clubs.
Nicki Minaj | Girls who still play with barbies.
Rick Ross | Liars. ![]()
Nas | People who voted before Obama ran for office.
Fat Joe | People who used to be fans of Big Pun.
Keith Murray | Guys that never got any.
Da Brat | Girls that never got any.
Dead Prez | Guys who roam the prison yard in a gang and wear a chain that reads “Big Ass Ankh.”
Fonzworth Bentley | Guys who go to Morehouse.
Little Brother | People from the South who wish they were from the East Coast.
2Pac | People from the West Coast who wish they were from New York.
AZ | People who argue Nas is overrated.
LL Cool J | Men who get manicures.
Mase | People with Blackplanet pages.
Lauryn Hill | Women with strict “no fellatio” policies.
Craig Mack | People who remember “freemail.”
Ludacris | People who went to party schools for the academics.
Trina | Girls with blonde weaves….in the bottom half of their lace front.
Missy Elliott | Girls whose favorite color is flourescent beige.
Ghostface Killah | Guys who read Zane books but skim to the good parts.
Blu | People who got into a state school but missed the deadline for their FAFSA.
Nick Cannon | Guys who didn’t get into Howard.
Jay Electronica | People with google wave invites.
Talib Kweli | Guys who are put in the friend zone.
Prodigy | Guys who match their air forces to their durag.
In the words of Leto, I respect every rapper on here, kind of. I kid.
– Kendra Desrosiers (@SincerelyJane)