The BLAST: Tiger Woods

The Blast
25 Magazine staffer takes a look at the Tiger Woods Accident on SNL.

Tiger? Tiger? Tiger? Tiger? Tiger? Tiger? Tiger? Tiger? Tiger? Tiger?
Why ten Beckys? Plus your wife, eleven Beckys, Mr. Woods?

Check out the parody on Saturday Night Live:

LOL. Now domestic violence is not funny, but I had to chuckle. This is what any woman would have done once she found out that her man was cheating with one woman, but Tiger got ten women! If Tiger’s wife decides to leave him, she will get $300 million, which would be the biggest pay out in divorce history. The highest as of now is Michael Jordan’s wife, who received $150 million. Do you know what you could do with $300 million? Maybe it’s not all about the money. Maybe it is about the love they share. Naw, I’m with Tina Turner, “What’s love got to do with it?”

–Shannon Payton


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  • http://www.808sandcupcakes.com A.Free

    Hhahahaa!!! I peeped the SNL skit. Smh at Tiger………why sooo many “Beckys”! lol. This is a continuous issue with athletes, you would think they’ve learned by now! And these wives/girlfriends fall into the trap EVERY TIME, then get heated like they had no clue what goes down. Can’t really say I feel sympathy for either party in this situation. I kind of have that “Well, that’s that” attitude about it…

  • Stephanie

    This whole situation is still so intriguing to me, lls.
    What I’m surprised by is the fact that everyone else is so surprised by his adultery.
    But the question is, if Tiger actually retires to focus on his family like he says AND his wife STILL leaves him, the heck is he gonna do? #cmonson, get it together Tiger.

  • Magnolia

    Yo. That was funny. I like the Becky comment. I say she go for the 300 mill. and leave his triflin’ a** alone.

  • Aliya

    The only person I feel sorry for is his wife. Tiger got what he deserved. He obviously didn’t love her. I think she should take the money and run. No point in staying if you’re gonna get money either way.

  • turquoise

    ummmm I think the media needs to mind thier f***ing business. Behind close doors everyone does thier dirt, but it just never comes out. How about the media takes a break from tiger and focus on the little kids dieing everyday b\c they have no health insurance…hmmmmmm…maybe that makes to much sense…if she stays its her business if she leaves im not getting none of that 300 mill so i dont care lol…..bye…

  • Jasmine

    Welllll, to b honest watever tiger decides 2 do is him I feel as tho media takes these thing 2 far and making them seem like its more important than any thing else happening in the world but tiger did mess up I would take the 300 million and make his life hell if I was his wife. But tiger ur a playa who doesn’t know how 2 play the gamee smhh..